okay bye I’m going to the zoo now

The seniors in my anatomy class were really proud of “part one” of this year’s senior prank
And I was just sitting there like
Are you serious
Last year’s seniors made the power go out so we didn’t have to go to any classes and got to go home
You guys lined a hole with a tarp and filled it with fish and half of them died
IT WAS REALLY FRICKING STUPID and you should not feel proud of it like what the heck
I want more power outages
Oh man I just remembered the new Koala exhibit opened yesterday
Which is great because it looks really cool
But I just hope the zoo isn’t any more packed than usual
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor